Humorist of the Day – Template

Opening:
Hello everyone! Good [morning/afternoon] (Pause for response)

I’m [Your Name], and I’m super excited to be your Humorist of the Day.

Are you ready to laugh a little? Let’s have some fun with a few jokes.
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Jokes (Choose 2–3 simple and clean jokes)
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because it was already stuffed.

What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore.

Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

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Closing:
That’s all from me today. I hope you had a little giggle and a big smile.

Let’s keep the fun going as we move to the next part of the meeting.

Back to you, [Emcee’s Name].