Name: Karthik Roshan
Title: My Relationship with Sleep
Hello everyone!
Let’s talk about sleep — my on-and-off best friend. It’s the one thing I want the most... but never get at the right time!
At night, I go to bed, close my eyes, and tell myself, “Tonight, I will sleep early.”
Five minutes later, my brain decides to start a party:
"Remember that embarrassing thing you said to your crush in 4th grade?"
Really, brain? It’s been six years, let it go!
Suddenly, I become a philosopher:
"What is the meaning of life?"
"Do penguins have knees?"
"If I drink water upside down, will I dream in reverse?"
And don’t even get me started on mosquitoes.
You turn off the light… silence for 5 seconds…
Then you hear it: bzzzzzzzzz.
I turn into a ninja in the dark — clapping in all directions.
Sometimes I hit myself so much, my mosquito bite gets scared and leaves on its own.
Now comes morning time.
Alarm goes: Beep! Beep!
I hit snooze like it owes me money.
Every five minutes: Snooze, snooze, snooze.
By the time I wake up, I’m doing long jump across the house to get ready.
Brushing, eating, and wearing socks — all at once.
And when I finally reach school and sit in Math class, my eyes slowly close…
The teacher is explaining geometry, and I’m busy travelling to dreamland.
At night – I can’t sleep.
During class – my brain is like, “YES! Let’s nap now!”
Also, my parents have this magical power.
They don’t like it when I sleep.
"Get up! It’s 8 AM!"
It’s Sunday, Mom! The sun hasn’t even brushed its teeth!
But on school days?
They become alarm clocks with emotions.
"I called you three times. Get up now or no mobile for a week!"
Suddenly, I’m up like lightning.
And here’s the thing — my bed is the most comfortable place only when I need to get out of it.
Pillow becomes extra soft, blanket hugs you tighter — like the bed is saying, “Don’t leave me!”
Sleep is like my crush — always comes to others easily, ignores me when I need it most.
So if you ever struggle to sleep... don’t worry. Just open your textbook.
Instant knockout.
Thank you and sweet dreams!
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